This is hilarious.))) Just take a pen, write any 12 characters from the anime or book or anything (from only one anime/book/etc.) and answer the questions! (but don't look at them before you make the list.)))

Mine Crack MemeNaruto

1. Iruka
2. Kakashi
3. Hidan
4. Jiraiya
5. Gaara
6. Naruto
7. Deidara
8. Lee
9. Kabuto
10. Yamato
11. Shikamaru
12. Orochimaru

1) Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? (Naruto/Shikamaru)
Haven’t. Don’t want to. Shikamaru would be too lazy to do anything at all.)
2) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (Jiraiya)
He is for me. Totally hot. No discussion.
3) What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? (Orochimaru got Lee pregnant)
Well, Orochimaru IS a researcher and pervert, isn’t he? But… not to that extent… I seriously hope…
4) Can you rec any fic(s) about 9? (Kabuto)
Nope, personally I - can’t.
5) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? (Kakashi/Naruto)
You, perverts, don’t fuck with my brains! It’s just… ewww… T_________T
6) 5/9 or 5/10? Why? (Gaara/Kabuto) and (Gaara/Yamato)
None. I can’t see both.)
7) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? (Deidara walked in Kakashi/Orochimaru scene)
Dei, blow the scene - just for me, pleeeease…
8) Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic. (Hidan/Yamato)
Summary: Emmm… Hidan just wanted to torture and kill someone? It was a very unlucky day for Yamato…? (WTH???)
9) Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? (Iruka/Lee)
No. I’d kill myself before I see it.
10) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. (Deidara/Orochimaru)
Mouthes and tongues… *dead from the only thought*
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? (Jiraiya/Iruka)
Hmm, I’d get Kakashi in the place at the last moment and beat the shit out of Ji. Sorry, Ji - I love you, but I love Iruka more…^^
12) Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash? (Deidara)
Maza! *waves hand and smiles*
13) Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? (Hidan)
Hidan is gay. No discussion.
14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? (Shikamaru)
Nope.)
15) Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?(Kakashi/Jiraiya/Gaara)
Oo. Want me to kill ya? Try writing that.
16) What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion? (Yamato)
…He’ll be silent. As always.
17) If you write a songfic about 8, which song would you choose? (Lee)
Insania - Carry on
18) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be? (Iruka/Naruto/Orochimaru)
Warnings: If you’re reading this, you have some mental problems, pal.
19) What might a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? (Kakashi/Yamato)
Kay, at least it’s logical and works.
Anbu times. Tired from mission Kakashi sitting on a tree, trying to smile:
- Hey, Yamato, come here for a fuck?
- Again? You’ll never find anyone if you’re still such a pervert, - rolls his eyes.
Kakashi pouts:
- Ah, come on, you’re my friend! Come help me…
Yamato sighs in defeat:
- Kami-sama, I wish you weren’t that straightforward sometimes…
Oo
20) When was the last time you read a fic about 5? (Gaara)
I didn’t. And all the times he was mentioned somewhere - I wanted to crawl under the table and forget…
21) What is 6's super-secret kink? (Naruto)
Erm, he doesn’t know the word sex yet… Kink? I don’t think so… But maybe… Sasuke?)))
22) Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? (Shikamaru/Kabuto)
This is strangely not disgusting… Interrogation technique if sober, maybe, hmm… Kabuto really needs someone to tame him… Oo
23) If 3 and 7 get together, who tops? (Hidan/Deidara)
Erm. I refuse to imagine and answer.
24) "1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Iruka and Kabuto are in a happy relationship until Kabuto suddenly runs off with Jiraiya. Iruka, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Shikamaru and a brief, unhappy affair with Orochimaru, then follows the wise advice of Gaara and finds true love with Hidan."
Title: The nightmares of Iruka Umino
None shall live after the summary.
25) How would you feel if 7/8 was canon? (Deidara/Lee)
I go kill Kishimoto.
26) Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11? (Naruto or Shikamaru)
Shikamaru. I can see the happy sleeping students.)))
27) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot? (Kakashi)
It’s a fact, even if you don’t agree. Thus - there’s no need for questions.
28) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? (Orochimaru sends Lee)
Mission: go faraway from here and never return.
Oh, well, if it won’t turn out the way it should there’s always the need for bodies for experiments…
Sorry, Lee. >.< I luv ya, you know…
29) What would 5 most likely be arrested for? (Gaara)
Heh-heh… He won’t be arrested… Try, mm?.))))
30) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? (Deidara or Lee)
Dei, come to me.)))

Maza Monster's Crack MemeNaruto

1. Deidara
2. Tobi
3. Kakuzu
4. Hidan
5. Gaara
6. Sasori
7. Itachi
8. Kisame
9. Kakashi
10. Iruka
11. Kankuro
12. Naruto

1) Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? (Sasori/Kankuro)
That’s actually is a very logical pairing. But, nope, I didn’t. And I don’t want to. Those two fuckin in a middle of a desert (that’s the only time they’ve met) is not somethin' hot nor interesting to me.
2) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (Hidan)
Hot??? He’s on flames dammit )))) He can burn a city with his bishie looks )) (You take time to get used to the self-spearing thing, but never mind that – he’s still a bishie ))
3) What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? (Naruto/Kisame)
That would be some ugly baby-fishes with nine tails….
4) Can you rec any fic(s) about 9? (Kakashi)
*gives the author a strange look* No, of course not. Who would write about someone like him? He’s only the hottest guy in Konoha. No one writes fics about Kakashi. Ever.
5) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? (Tobi/Sasori)
If Tobi likes dead puppets, I guess – they would….
6) 5/9 or 5/10? Why? (Gaara/Kakashi) and (Gaara/Iruka)
That’s some love triangle we have here…. Can I keep Gaara for myself and let the Konoha guys live their lives quietly on?
7) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? (Itachi walked in Tobi/Naruto scene)
He’s blind. He woudn't notice. And if he wasn't blind, then he would become one. Tobi\Naruto sex scene… Omg.
8) Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic. (Kakuzu/Iruka)
Goddamit… What a misirable man Iruka is… He just wants to live peacefully with Kakashi and maybe adopt some kids some day… But noooo, there’s got to be tentacle sex…
Ok, lets try and make a summary for that… *feels stupid*
One day Iruka and Kakuzu for no reason were sucked together into a dementional hole (because there is NO OTHER way those two would ever become a pairing without that stupid shit), where they found themselves trapped in a small room. Just the two of them. And Kakuzu started to miss Hidan suddenly… Miss him very much… So much that all bonds of common sense just vanished from his head… Tentacle sex. Poor Iruka. Magical escape from the alterdemention… *brain dead*
9) Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? (Deidara/Kisame)
You know what? I think there actualy is… There are many sick sick people in the universe.
10) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. (Itachi/Naruto)
“Did you ever wanted an older brother?”…..
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? (Hidan/Deidara)
Oh, belive me – Hidan doesn’t need a plot. If he wanted to do so – he would just walk in and do it. Even with all the other Akatsuki just standing around, watchin' them.
But, there’s a high possibility that he would end up being blown up to atoms after\in the middle of that.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash? (Itachi)
I don’t have any friend list. But at least two of my friends are completely Itachi-addicted.
13) Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? (Kakuzu)
My friends don’t read het. Yours shouldn’t ether. Especially THAT kind of het.
14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? (Kankuro)
No. Lucky for him.
15) Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5? (Tobi/Hidan/Gaara)
That would be some bloody-orgy, pal… I like the idea, but I realy doubt that someone would write somethin' like that. At all.
16) What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion? (Iruka)
“- You pervert!!!!.... *whisper* I liked it… do that again Kakashi…” )))
17) If you write a songfic about 8, which song would you choose? (Kisame)
The Jaws theme doesn’t have any words….
18) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be? (Deidara/Sasori/Naruto)
Warning: Naruto-ignoring pairing.
19) What might a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? (Tobi/Iruka)
“Tobi doesn’t know who you are, but Tobi is a good and lonely boy…” *feelin' stupid again*
20) When was the last time you read a fic about 5? (Gaara)
ABOUT Gaara – never. There aren't any good fics about him i'd like to read to the end. They all just too small for him, you know. But INCLUDING Gaara – a few days ago.
21) What is 6's super-secret kink? (Sasori)
Sex with a Deidara-puppet… O_o’’’’ Or havin' a vibrator implanted for a dick. (If he didn’t do that from the beginning of course)
22) Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? (Kankuro/Kakashi)
I think “Drunk” is the only possibility for the “shag” to take place. VERY drunk. BOTH of them.
23) If 3 and 7 get together, who tops? (Kakuzu/Itachi)
Take a one fuckin guess… Tentacles rule!
24) "1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Deidara and Kakashi are in a happy relationship until Kakashi suddenly runs off with Hidan. Deidara, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Kankuro and a brief, unhappy affair with Naruto, then follows the wise advice of Gaara and finds true love with Kakuzu."
Title: The need for mental help
They all will read it, allright, but none will survive….
If someone should do it – that’s the author of this meme… He would die in the process too... Avenge my dead brain and the brains of my friends, stupid fic! Go!
25) How would you feel if 7/8 was canon? (Itachi/Kisame)
It IS canon.
26) Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11? (sasori or kankuro)
Kankuro was a teacher for some time already… But, I vote for Sasori. He’s smarter. And imagine all the evil students to graduate from such institute.
27) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot? (Tobi)
He’s hot when he’s evil. When he’s stupid – he’s cute. And for my surprise – I like the cute one better. And the level of his hotness is unknown. Because we don’t know how evil he can be, yet.
28) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? (Naruto sends Kisame)
Mission: Go get me some ramen, fish-man.
Fails: Kisame just ignores the kid. (And Itachi (who heard him) sends Naruto to his own personal hell for 72 hours, because: nobody dares to order his personal slave around except for his rightful owner, got that mini-kyuubi? And after that they bring Naruto to the leader)
29) What would 5 most likely be arrested for? (Gaara)
Being so unbelivibly sexy that it's lethal to my brains.
30) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? (Itachi or Kisame)
Itachi can't see shit. So - Kisame. And he’ll scare every potentional attacker away too. From miles. (But the truth is – I can do so too, so I don’t actually need one of them.)
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Ok, that was WEIRD. I don’t think I EVER seen so many crack parings in my life. But i expected that much (title and Kizune), so that was partly fun too)))

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